Sunday, December 31, 2006

Hey Mao

There's nothing more psychedelic than a Chinese word, especially if it's unlisted. Compare the goofy-looking person, used in "California", "New York" and "Massachusetts" (and Jean Grae) to the following list of cultural references:
- The work of Robert Crumb;
- The work of Bill Griffith, creator of Zippy the Pinhead;
- Mad Magazine, Wacky Packs, etc;
- The "Goof" version of "Chia Pets";
- any stand-up comedian, viz Eddie Murphy as Alfalfa, Steve Martin, Horatio Sans, Downtown Julie Brown, etc.;
- Adult Swim characters such as Golden Joe from 12 oz Mouse, Earl from Squidbillies, etc;
- Beavis;
- David Lee Roth;
- the cover of King Crimson's Hall of the Crimson King;
- any really happy person in the movies;
- etc, etc.;

** Remember: "Any Chinese/Asian word should remind you of a happy smiling face." **

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Did you know?
That if New England were a state, it would:
- Have 12 Senators?
- Rank 5th in population out of 50, ahead of Illinois, w/ 14 million people?
- Rank 20th in size, right behind North Dakota, w/180,000 sq km?



Rhode Island is the home of the US Naval College, Sunny and Claus, Brown University and RISD. It was the original home of the Fleet Financial Group, which has become part of the Bank of America (BoA0.


California, especially Southern California, forms a continental island due to its location at the edge of the North American landmass, separated from the United States by plains, mountains and desert. Eminent Californians include:
North
- Leland Stanford
- John Muir
- Clint Eastwood
- Nancy Pelosi
- Margaret Cho
South
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Snoop Dogg
- Roman Gabriel
- Erik Estrada
- Valley Girls



- Forgettaboutit.
- Badda Bing Badda Boom!
- I got your na-chos right here!
- Out-of-towner: "You're right; that is funny."



Connecticut is the home of Keith Richards, Cotton Hollows State Park and Hammanasset Beach.

Massachusetts is America's "Gateway to Europe". Massachusetts geography includes forests; and Cape Cod and Spectacle Island on the Atlantic Ocean shore.

EXTRA CREDIT



JI GU WEI, or "Jean Grae".


Jamaica Stock Exchange. Note the sign of the logo.

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...faces come out of the rain...when you're strange....Jim Morrison and The Doors
"The Sex Pistols was originally conceived of as a 'Little Faces' type of band.....John Lydon in his autobiographical book "Rotten"

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